Secret Meetings and Covert Agendas
Because who needs transparency, anyway?
For the truly committed, we have some advanced tips for navigating the labyrinthine corridors of our beloved bureaucracy.
How to Write the Perfect Bureaucratic Memo
It's all about using the right buzzwords and jargon.
Don't forget to include at least three buzzwords on every page.
And finally, a special tip for the real experts:
When in doubt, just make it up.