Step 2/10: Write a report that is so long it'll put the world to sleep.
TipchartInstance: Make sure to include a 50-page table of contents. This will ensure that no one actually reads the report and the committee members can take an extended coffee break.
Step 3/10: Include at least 5 flowcharts. These should be hand-drawn and include excessive use of clip-art. The more clip-art, the better.
Next step: Write a 10-page section on "The History of Bureaucratic Red Tape" and include at least 2 irrelevant anecdotes from personal experience.
Hyperlinks: Step 3/10: Draw clip-art flowcharts Step 4/10: Write a 10-page section on "The History of Bureaucratic Red Tape"