Step 4: Write a 10-Page Section on the History of Bureaucratic Red Tape
And by "history", we mean the thrilling tale of how our ancestors spent years wrestling with forms.
Step 4: Because, apparently, someone thought it was a good idea to write a 10-page section on the history of bureaucratic red tape. Because, you know, who doesn't love a good wall of text?
Page 1: Ancient Civilizations and the First Bureaucratic Tape
- The Birth of a Red Tape
- The Roman Empire and Bureaucratic Red Tape
- The Middle Ages and the Rise of Bureaucratic Red Tape as We Know It
- The Renaissance and the Invention of the Filing Cabinet
- The 18th Century and the Development of Bureaucratic Red Tape as We Know It Today
- The 20th Century and Bureaucratic Red Tape Goes Mainstream
- Bureaucratic Red Tape in Pop Culture
- Bureaucratic Red Tape in Art
- The Future of Bureaucratic Red Tape and Why It Will Never Change
- The End of All Red Tape and the Beginning of a Better World
And that's it! 10 pages of riveting content on the history of bureaucratic red tape. You're welcome.