Step 3: Appoint Unsuitable Members

Because, honestly, who needs expertise when you can just pick the most unqualified person you can think of?

Here are our tips for appointing the perfect committee member:

• Don't research their qualifications or experience.
• Don't ask about their opinions or skills.
• Just pick someone who looks good on paper, but is secretly incompetent.

We're not saying it's the best way to do things, but it's definitely the most... interesting.

Step 4: Create Confusion | Step 5: Ignore Protocol