Objective: Confuse the Entire Office
At this stage, you've managed to get everyone's hopes up, only to crush them with a series of unclear meetings and ambiguous reports. Your goal is to create an environment where no one knows what anyone else is working on, or why.
- Send out a 10-page document titled "Clarification Request" with 5-point font and single-spaced text.
- Hold a meeting that lasts 2 hours, with 10 minutes of small talk, and 20 minutes of PowerPoint slides.
- Introduce 3 new buzzwords that will become the bane of your colleagues' existence.
- Assign 5 new subcommittees, each with their own confusing acronym.
- Send a mass email with 17 attachments, 5 of which are irrelevant to the topic.