To ensure that your report is a true masterpiece of inefficiency, please follow these steps:

  1. Start by creating a table of contents that is at least 5 pages long, with subheadings that are not actually linked to the content they represent.
  2. Insert a 3-page appendix containing a detailed history of the committee's formation and the last 5 years of meeting minutes.
  3. Use a minimum of 5 font sizes to ensure that the report is challenging to read and edit.
  4. Make sure to include at least 2 diagrams per page, using clip-art images from the early 90s.
  5. Write 3-5 page-long paragraphs that say nothing of substance, but contain many flowery phrases and jargon-filled sentences.
  6. Use a different color scheme for every section to ensure maximum visual disorientation.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to this report may cause dizziness, eye strain, and/or spontaneous combustion.

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