Meet and Achieve Nothing: A Step-by-Step Guide

Step 4: The Art of Procrastination

Now that you've managed to wade through the first three steps, you've earned a well-deserved break! In this step, you'll learn the delicate dance of doing nothing while pretending to be doing something.

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Subtle Tips:

Stare intensely at a blank piece of paper for at least 10 minutes.
Tap your pen repeatedly on the desk to signal your readiness to create.
Use a fancy stapler to create an air of productivity.

Remember: The most important thing is to appear busy while actually doing nothing.