Bureaucratic Red Tape Tipping 101
Chapter 3: The Art of Doing Nothing with Style
By the esteemed Chairperson of the Pointless Committee
Section 3.1: The Five-Step Process of Delaying Decisions
- 1. Wait for the coffee to get cold.
- 2. Check the calendar for any conflicting meetings.
- 3. Send an email to your assistant for clarification.
- 4. Call a meeting to discuss the meeting.
- 5. Declare the item 'not ready for discussion yet'.
Section 3.2: Expertly Using Bureaucratic Jargon
Pointless Committee Agendas: A Guide to Doing Nothing
Bureaucratic Red Tape Tipping 101
Chapter 3: The Art of Doing Nothing with Style
By the esteemed Chairperson of the Pointless Committee
Section 3.1: The Five-Step Process of Delaying Decisions
- 1. Wait for the coffee to get cold.
- 2. Check the calendar for any conflicting meetings.
- 3. Send an email to your assistant for clarification.
- 4. Call a meeting to discuss the meeting.
- 5. Declare the item 'not ready for discussion yet'.
Section 3.2: Expertly Using Bureaucratic Jargon
For maximum effect, sprinkle liberally with terms like: 'Synergy', 'Paradigm shift', 'Discretionary', and 'Tentative'.
Read on to learn about the Advanced Techniques of Red Tape Tipping
Bureaucratic Red Tape Tipping 101
Chapter 3: The Art of Doing Nothing with Style
By the esteemed Chairperson of the Pointless Committee
Section 3.1: The Five-Step Process of Delaying Decisions
- 1. Wait for the coffee to get cold.
- 2. Check the calendar for any conflicting meetings.
- 3. Send an email to your assistant for clarification.
- 4. Call a meeting to discuss the meeting.
- 5. Declare the item 'not ready for discussion yet'.
Section 3.2: Expertly Using Bureaucratic Jargon
For maximum effect, sprinkle liberally with terms like: 'Synergy', 'Paradigm shift', 'Discretionary', and 'Tentative'.
Read on to learn about the Advanced Techniques of Red Tape Tipping