Committee for the Utterly Unimportant

Form 27: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Tango

Fill out this form to initiate the tedious and soul-sucking process of getting something, anything, done.

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Disclaimer: Your request will be reviewed by a panel of highly paid, highly trained, and highly unmoved individuals. Results are not guaranteed, but are highly unlikely to be satisfactory. All forms submitted will be kept on file, along with your name, reason, urgency, and attachments, and will be used for the purposes of bureaucratic data collection and analysis.