Tip #1: Never actually make a decision. Instead, just refer to the last meeting's minutes and pretend you're doing something.
Tip #2: If someone asks you a question, respond with a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation about the importance of process.
Tip #3: Always schedule meetings during rush hour. It's not like anyone actually wants to get work done or anything.
And remember, if all else fails, just blame the intern.
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