Welcome, Vice Chairperson, to the most exclusive club in the land: the Advanced Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips committee. Here, you'll learn the art of creating unnecessary paperwork, crafting Byzantine policies, and mastering the ancient art of doing nothing.
Don't feel too bad for us, Vice Chairperson. After all, someone has to create all this unnecessary paperwork. Join our Secret Bureaucratic Sympathy Society for support and understanding.