Committee of Utter Inactivity: Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive

Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Today's agenda includes:

• 10:00 AM - Welcome and unnecessary introductions
• 10:10 AM - Discussion of non-existent issues
• 10:30 AM - Unproductive small talk
• 11:00 AM - Lunch break (because, priorities)
• 11:30 AM - More pointless discussions
• 12:00 PM - The committee member who forgot their lunch will be asked to leave
• 1:00 PM - Adjournment and further inaction