Committee of Utter Inactivity: Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive
Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting
Today's agenda includes:
- 10:00 AM - Welcome and unnecessary introductions
- 10:10 AM - Discussion of non-existent issues
- 10:30 AM - Unproductive small talk
- 11:00 AM - Lunch break (because, priorities)
- 11:30 AM - More pointless discussions
- 12:00 PM - The committee member who forgot their lunch will be asked to leave
- 1:00 PM - Adjournment and further inaction
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