Pointless Committee 2: Agenda for the Inevitable Inaction

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00 AM: Discussion of the importance of not doing anything productive.
• 12:00 PM: Lunch break. Someone bring the donuts.
• 1:00 PM: Debate on the best ways to procrastinate using company resources.

Subcommittee meetings:

• Subcommittee 1: Theoretical Discussion of Theoretical Solutions to Non-Existent Problems
• Subcommittee 2: Analysis of the Impact of Our Inaction on the Global Economy

Next Meeting: Never. Because we'll just keep putting it off.