Committee Bingo: Agenda for the Utterly Unremarkable

Today's agenda consists of the following completely inconsequential items:

Discuss the color of the stapler on the conference table.
Debating the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.
Decide on the most boring possible meeting room layout.
Consider the optimal number of pointless PowerPoint slides.
Vote on whether to have a 3-hour lunch break.

Hyperlinks to more mind-numbing meetings:

More Committee Bingo
Boring Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga
Bingo Nightmarish

Meeting adjourned. Please do not bother returning.

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