Pointless Committee - Member 2 Bio

Member 2: "I'm here to collect a paycheck."

Background:

Member 2 is a highly trained professional with a degree in "Sitting Around" from University of Nowhereland, USA. She has 10 years of experience at this level of productivity.

She is an expert in the field of Doing Nothing, with a special focus on Procrastination and Browsing Social Media. Her hobbies include collecting dust bunnies and watching paint dry.

Member 2 is available for hire as a Consultant on the subject of How to Do as Little as Possible.

Committee Contributions:

Member 2 has made the following groundbreaking contributions to the Pointless Committee:

• Developed and implemented the 4-year-long project to reorganize the stapler drawer.
• Conceived and pitched the idea for a new committee to explore the feasibility of taking longer coffee breaks.
• Discovered that the stapler was actually just a normal stapler and not, in fact, a portal to another dimension.

Other Interests:

Member 2 enjoys playing video games, eating Cheetos, and practicing her "stare-down" skills.

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