The year is 2023, and the world is on the brink of collapse. But in the midst of chaos, one thing remains constant: the great sock debate of 2023.
It's simple: without socks, our feet are cold, uncomfortable, and vulnerable to the whims of the environment. We demand socks be provided to all citizens as a basic human right.
Support Resolution 1 Oppose Resolution 1Our great-great-grandparents had it right. Socks are a national treasure, a symbol of our shared heritage and cultural identity. We demand the return of all ancestral socks to the people.
Support Resolution 2 Oppose Resolution 2