Committee on Pointless Agendas and Inconsequential Debates

Meeting Minutes for prophets of inefficiency and waste of public resources.

ประก Agenda for the Utterly Inconsequential

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of the merits of using 3.5 minutes to decide on a 3-minute meeting
• Debating the finer points of who ate the last donut in the break room
• Considering the implications of using Comic Sans on official documents

Subcommittee A: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

• Meetings within meetings - A discussion on how to make meetings more meeting-ful
• The paradox of productive procrastination

Next Meeting: Never.