Should Pineapple be on Pizza?

Committee on Fruit-topped Pizza Anomalies (CPTPA)

Agenda: Pineapple, the fruit that dare not speak its name.

Resolution: To debate the merits of this most heinous of crimes against culinary humanity.

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