By a margin of 3-2, the committee has voted to debate the feasibility of replacing the current head of state with a genetically engineered, sentient pineapple.
Proponents argue that pineapples are more relatable, more fun, and more adept at making decisions based on their whims and fancies.
Opponents point out that pineapples are a type of fruit, and therefore cannot hold public office. They also raise concerns about the pineapples' tendency to roll away from meetings and get "stuck" in the White House elevator.
Subcommittee 1: "Pineapple-entiality" - Debate the Pineapple's Soul
Subcommittee 2: "Pineapple-ential Security" - Does Pineapple Need a Secret Service?