Agenda for the Committee of Utterly Useless Meetings

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the merits of using a straw to hold up a single sheet of paper.

Item 2: Debate the importance of having exactly 17 meetings per day, every day.

Item 3: Determine the optimal number of minutes to spend on each meeting, and subsequently, how to fill those minutes with meaningless small talk.

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