Minutes of the Pointless Committee on Pointless Agenda Items

Meeting Minutes, Date: 2023-02-27

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice (via phone from the beach)

The meeting began with a heated debate over the importance of wearing socks with sandals.

Agenda Items

1. Item 1: The Great Pizza Debate
2. Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut
3. Item 3: The Unanimous Decision to Take a Three-Hour Lunch

The committee spent 30 minutes deliberating on the first item, with no clear resolution reached.

Item 2 was tabled due to lack of evidence.

Item 3 was unanimously decided, with all members taking an extended break to grab a snack.

Next Meeting

When: Never

Where: Nowhere

Why: Because