Agenda for the Ages
08:00 - Arrival of the Committee Members, followed by a ritualistic group hug 09:00 - Introduction by the Chairperson, who will read a 30-page PowerPoint presentation on the History of Fooball 10:00 - Fooball-themed snacks and refreshments will be served ( warning: not actually fooball-related ) 11:00 - Committee Member #3 will give a 20-minute presentation on "The Science of Fooball: A Study on the Aerodynamics of a Well-Placed Fooball" 12:00 - Lunch break, featuring a catered spread of plain toast and water 13:00 - Committee Member #2 will give a 45-minute presentation on "Fooball: The Art of Not Actually Doing Anything Useful" 14:00 - Fooball-themed team-building exercises, including a group game of "Fooball-themed Pictionary" 15:00 - Committee Member #1 will give a 30-minute presentation on "Fooball: The Business Model of the Future" 16:00 - Closing remarks by the Chairperson, followed by a ceremonial group selfie
Special Guests
We are pleased to announce the presence of several special guests, including: The Sponsor Squad, The Guest of Honor, and The Mystery Speaker.