Our Committee of Utterly Useless Pursuits

Committee of the Absurd: Pointless Committee Agendas

We're a team of dedicated, highly-trained experts in the field of Doing Things That Don't Matter.

Our committee is responsible for:

• Debating the merits of pineapple pizza
• Developing a comprehensive guide to the perfect way to tie a tie
• Conducting an in-depth analysis of the societal implications of the Oxford comma

Our Achievements:

We've achieved:

• A 90% consensus that pineapple does, in fact, belong on pizza
• A 3.4:1 ratio of time spent arguing to time spent accomplishing anything
• A new record for most consecutive minutes spent talking about the weather

Read more about our impressive accomplishments