Committee of Pointless Endeavors: Fooball Leagues Reception Policy

Policy Document

Section 1: Fooball Reception Guidelines

			Fooball receptions are to be held on Tuesdays at 3:14 PM sharp.
			Fooball snacks will be provided, but only if you bring your own fooball.
			No fooball-related injuries will be tolerated.

Section 2: Fooball Etiquette

Do not fooball during meetings. Seriously, it's a distraction.

Use your inside voice when fooballing. Your inside voice. Seriously.

Section 3: Fooball Leagues

We have two fooball leagues: the Fooball League of Extraordinariness and the Fooball League of Mild Disinterest.

The Fooball League of Extraordinariness is for those who are clearly superior at fooballing.

The Fooball League of Mild Disinterest is for those who are just okay at fooballing.

Both leagues meet on Thursdays at 2:00 PM. But only if it's a leap year.

Subcommittee: Leagues