Committee of the Utterly Insignificant
Subcommittee 2: The Never-Ending Meeting
Agenda for the Day:
- Minutes from Last Meeting (Still Not Finished)
- Discuss the meaning of "still not finished"
- Vote on who ate the last donut in the break room
- Watch 3 hours of PowerPoint slides on "The History of Committee Meetings"
- Break for Lunch (if we can all agree on a lunch menu)
Note: This subcommittee meets indefinitely.