2024 Q1 Awards - Least Likely To Actually Do Something Productive

And the nominees are:

1. Bennie the Inept

For their remarkable ability to turn a 5-minute meeting into a 3-hour ordeal.

2. Sammy the Meeting Killer

For single-handedly turning a team-building exercise into a 4-hour PowerPoint presentation.

3. Larry the Lost in the Minutes

For their remarkable talent to get lost in the minutes for an hour, despite being in the front row.

And the winner is... Bennie the Inept! Congratulations, Bennie!

Stay tuned for next quarter's award nominees!

Or, you know, just go do something productive instead.

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Disclaimer: This is not actually an award show. Or a productive use of time.