Pointless Committee Agendas
Balls To The Walls 2024 Q1 Awards for Exemplary Sarcasm
In a world where meetings are always pointless, the art of effective sarcasm is essential to survival. These awards recognize the most exemplary displays of snarky wit, clever eye-rolling, and passive-aggressive tone.
| Award Name | Award Winner | Award Description |
|---|---|---|
| The "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right" Award | Jane Doe, Committee Chair | "For her impressive ability to turn any conversation into a battle of wits, where 'I'm not arguing' becomes a battle cry." |
| The "Sarcasm Masterclass" Award | John Smith, Committee Member | "For his unparalleled skill in delivering backhanded compliments that simultaneously cut down anyone who dares to disagree." |
| The "Exasperated Eye-rolling" Award | Jill Doe, Committee Secretary | "For her record number of times she managed to convey 'I'm not listening' without ever actually not listening." |