Pointless Committee Agendas

Committee Fooolsball Leagues' Official Rules of Engagement

As a proud member of the Committee Fooolsball Leagues, you are expected to abide by the following:

Article 1: All meetings shall start with a 10-minute discussion on the meaning of life.
Article 2: The committee shall always prioritize foosball over all other matters.
Article 3: All decisions shall be made with a 50/50 split between the chairperson's gut feeling and the number of memes shared on Slack.

Rule	Description
Rule 1	The committee chairperson shall always wear a brightly colored onesie to meetings.
Rule 2	Members shall be required to bring a side dish to every meeting, which shall be consumed by all members present.
Rule 3	Any discussion deviating from the topic shall be met with an immediate 30-minute break to play foosball.

Remember, these rules are in effect until the next committee meeting, at which point we'll probably just make up some new ones.