Committee of the Year Acceptance Speech
"Wow, this is amazing! I'd like to thank all the people who didn't show up to our meetings, because without you, we wouldn't have had to deal with the existential dread of actually having to make decisions. And to my team, thanks for putting up with my endless ramblings on the meaninglessness of it all. Now, let's get back to work on the report that's due next week... which we'll probably have to extend by another week."
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