Present: Foos, Ninja, and a mysterious figure in the shadows.
| Item 1: Discuss the importance of ninjutsu in modern society. | Resolution: We decided it's not that important. |
| Item 2: Plan a surprise party for the janitor. | Resolution: We forgot. |
| Item 3: Elect a new chairperson. | Resolution: We're still deciding. |
Because, let's be real, we're not really doing anything.