Committee for the Unproductive

Agenda for the Day

1. Spend 4 hours debating the meaning of "foosball" in relation to our committee's charter.

2. Elect a new chairperson who will do nothing but collect paperclips.

3. Discuss the merits of using the foosball table as a makeshift ping-pong table.

See also:

• Committee Rules | A comprehensive guide to doing nothing.
• Meeting Minutes | A thrilling account of our last meeting.
• Committee Members | Our illustrious group of individuals who will probably just show up for the free coffee.