This committee is a joke of a committee. Its purpose is to decide which color of the foosball table is the most aesthetically pleasing.
Chairperson: Bob Smith, Vice-Chair: Jane Doe
Meetings are held weekly, but only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and the occasional Saturday. Agenda items are discussed in the style of 19th-century European aristocrats, with an emphasis on the finer points of Foosball etiquette.
Subcommittees include:
| Subcommittee | Purpose |
|---|---|
| Subcommittee Billiard-Ball Leadership | Deciding which type of billiard ball to use in the foosball table |
| Subcommittee Tablet Technology | Investigating the feasibility of replacing the foosball table with a tablet |
| Subcommittee Sportsmanship and Foosball | Establishing new standards for fair play and acceptable behavior in the foosball arena |
Meetings are held at the local community center, which is conveniently located in the basement of the Museum of Unfulfilled Dreams.