The Subcommittee on Sportsmanship and Foosball is a group of esteemed individuals brought together to discuss the finer points of fair play in the sport of Foosball.
Our meetings are held biweekly in the basement of the committee building, where we engage in spirited debates and heated matches of the classic arcade game.
We have a zero-tolerance policy for unsportsmanlike conduct, including but not limited to:
- Intentional ball bouncing
- Unfairly adjusting the table
- Using an excessive amount of spin
Our current agenda includes:
Foosball Protocol Recommendations
Committee Members Whose Foosball Skills Are Actually Not That Great