Any attempts to have fun or enjoy oneself will be met with swift and merciless disqualification.
| Section | Rule |
|---|---|
| 1.1 | No smiling during games. |
| 1.2 | Must use only the approved, regulation foosball tables. |
| 1.3 | Any attempts to communicate with opponents will be met with silence. |
| 1.4 | Players must wear approved, regulation foosball jerseys at all times. |
| Section 2: Scoring | |
| 2.1 | Points will be awarded for every successful shot. |
| 2.2 | Losses will be penalized by 5 points. |