Committee on Foosball League Disciplinary Actions
Wherein lies the power to fine, to penalize, and to shame.
Due to the recent string of foosball table mishaps, the committee has taken notice. Repeatedly hitting the ball with the cue stick has been deemed "not cool".
Consequences of non-compliance include but are not limited to:
- Loss of foosball privileges for a duration of one week.
- A sternly worded letter from the committee.
- A mandatory attendance at a Foosball Etiquette seminar.