Committee for the Preservation of Pointless Committee Agendas (CPPCA)

FAQs for the 2024 Foosball League Roster

Q: What is the CPPCA and why do we exist?

A: We exist to provide a bureaucratic framework for committees that serve no discernible purpose.

Q: Who makes up the Foosball League Roster?

A: Our esteemed roster includes:

• Chairman Bureaucraticus, PhD.
• Vice Chairman, Lord McSarcasm.
• Secretary, Jane Doe (who's actually John)
• Treasury, Penny Pincher.

Q: What are the rules of the Foosball League?

A: Our rules are simple:

1. Meet at 3 PM on Fridays.
2. Bring your lunch (we don't care what you eat).
3. Don't get too attached to winning.

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Q: What's the purpose of the Foosball League?

A: To create a never-ending cycle of pointless competition and bureaucratic red tape.

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