Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs - 2024 Committee Foosball League Roster

Welcome to the most esteemed roster of committee members in the land of pointlessness!

The following individuals have been selected for their outstanding skills in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Division I: The Uninspired

• John "The Bureaucratic" Smith (Manager)
• Jane "The Paperpusher" Doe (Vice Manager)
• Bob "The Meeting-Goer" Johnson (Meetings Coordinator)

These individuals have mastered the art of attending meetings, filling out forms, and making small talk about the weather.

Division II: The Uncooperative

• Bob "The Obfuscator" Lee (Policy Writer)
• Susan "The Red Tape" Thompson (Regulatory Compliance Officer)
• David "The Delay-er" Brown (Project Coordinator)

These individuals have perfected the technique of making everything seem more complicated than it needs to be.