The 2024 Committee Foosball League is a prestigious tournament of bureaucratic inefficiency and pointless meetings. Here is the roster:
| Player | Department | Win/Loss Record |
|---|---|---|
| Bob Johnson, Director of Redundancy | Redundancy Department | 12-5 (Winning 60% of meetings) |
| Jane Smith, Manager of Mumbling | Mumbling Department | 8-8 (Winning 50% of meetings) |
| John Doe, Chairman of Doing Nothing | Doing Nothing Department | 6-10 (Winning 37.5% of meetings, but mostly just attending) |
Click here for a list of matches. Or, here for the completely-not-made-up rules. Or, if you want to check the standings, because who doesn't love pointless bureaucracy?