Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas - John Doe's 2024 Foosball League Roster
John Doe, the league's self-proclaimed "Foosball Whisperer," has been tasked with creating the most underwhelming and confusing roster ever assembled.
League Roster
- John Doe - Team Captain (also known as "The Foosball Overlord")
- Betty Smith - Foosball Enthusiast (known for excessive table maintenance)
- Bob Johnson - Unremarkable Player (has never beaten anyone)
- Jane Doe - Foosball Enthusiast (has a Ph.D. in Foosball)
Each player's performance will be judged solely on their ability to create the most creative excuses for not winning.