League Rules
Article 1: The ball shall be made of pure, unadulterated plastic. None of this fancy-schmancy wood or anything.
Article 2: Players must wear matching socks to each game. Failure to do so will result in an automatic 5-point penalty.
Article 3: The winner of each match shall be the player who knocks the other player's ball off the table.
Article 4: All players must attend at least 2 committee meetings per week to discuss the importance of foosball.