Players
- Balthazar McSnazz (3-1, 1st in Overall Standings)
- Freddy P. Quimby (2-2, 2nd in Overall Standings)
- Penny P. Bottomsworth (1-3, 3rd in Overall Standings)
- Bartholomew P. Fizzypop (0-4, Last in Overall Standings)
Disclaimer: This roster is subject to change at the whims of the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs.