Welcome to the most exclusive, most secretive, most utterly unnecessary committee in all the land! Our 2024 Foosball League Roster is a veritable who's who of the world's most dedicated, most unapologetic, mostประก completely-not-at-all-competent foosball enthusiasts.
- Player 1: Buck "The Buck" McSlobber
- Player 2: Sally "The Slaughterer" Slapstick
- Player 3: Other Notable Player 3