As a member of the Committee of the Pointless, it is your duty to adhere to these sacred rules:
| Rule 1: Foosball Stick Handling | |
|---|---|
| Do not touch the foosball stick more than 5 times in a single game. | |
| Rule 2: Player Etiquette | |
| Do not make eye contact with your opponent during a game, lest you be accused of psychic intimidation. | |
| Rule 3: Table Maintenance | |
| Do not spill your nachos on the foosball table, or risk being forced to play a 5-game penalty match. | |
Remember, these rules are in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Failure to comply will result in your immediate expulsion from the league.