Committee of Pointless Pursuits - 2024 Foosball League Roster

Here is the list of our esteemed players, each with their own unique brand of mediocrity:

Player #1: "The Unremarkable" - John Smith

			Stats:
			- Wins: 3
			- Losses: 10
			- Draws: 5
			- Average Score: 2.3

John is a skilled player, but his lack of enthusiasm for the sport holds him back.

Player #2: "The Uncoordinated" - Jane Doe

			Stats:
			- Wins: 2
			- Losses: 12
			- Draws: 4
			- Average Score: 1.6

Jane is a talented player, but her tendency to flail her arms like a windmill makes her a liability.

Player #3: "The Inept" - Bob Johnson

			Stats:
			- Wins: 1
			- Losses: 15
			- Draws: 0
			- Average Score: 0.6

Bob is... well, Bob is trying his best, we guess.

Player #4: "The Clumsy" - Alice Brown

			Stats:
			- Wins: 4
			- Losses: 8
			- Draws: 2
			- Average Score: 3.2

Alice is a bit of a wild card. Her skills are inconsistent, but her hair is always perfectly styled.

Player #5: "The Catastrophic" - Dave Davis

			Stats:
			- Wins: 0
			- Losses: 20
			- Draws: 0
			- Average Score: -1.4

Dave's playing style is a bit of a gamble, but at least he's consistent in his failures.