Player Stats:
Player 1: John Doe (aka "The Foosball Whisperer")
Wins: 12
Losses: 2
Points: 50.5 (a respectable score, if we're being honest)
Favorite Shot: 8-Ball Smash (it's a classic)
Least Favorite Shot: Pinball Wizard (who needs that much flair?
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