Committee of Pointless Affairs: Foosball League Roster 2024

Here's the roster for the 2024 Foosball League, because who needs actual accomplishments?

• Team Somebody Might Actually Be Good
• Team I Just Set My Controller On Fire Again
• Team We Played For 3 Hours And Just Gave Up
• Team Our Player Just Bought A New Swiss-Arms Controller And We Don't Get To Touch It
• Team We Just Realized We Can Just Play The Table As It Is
• Team Our Player Has Been Practicing Their Table Tennis And Now They Think They're Ready

Rules of the Foosball League are here.

View the stats for the 2024 Foosball League, because math.