| Player | Position | Foo-liciousness Level | Wins | Losses |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Smith (aka Foosball Fu | Captain | 10/10 | 12 | 0 |
| Jane Doe (aka The Foosball Whisperer) | Co-Captain | 9.5/10 | 10 | 1 |
| John Smith (aka The Foosball Newb) | Newb | 2/10 | 1 | 9 |
| Jenny Lee (aka Foosball Fanatic) | Superfan | 8/10 | 5 | 5 |
| Jim Brown (aka Foosball Frenemy) | Challenger | 6/10 | 3 | 7 |