| Player # | Name | Rank | Wins | Losses | Draws |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Player 3 | Bob McSkeezington III | 1st | 10 | 0 | 2 |
| Player 4 | Zoey McSkeezington | 2nd | 8 | 4 | 1 |
| Player 5 | Bartholomew McSkeezington | 3rd | 6 | 5 | 3 |
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