Players:
- Player 1 (Captain, 2-time Foosball League Most Improved Player)
- Player 2 (Tall, Dark, and Handsome)
- Player 3 (The Enthusiast)
- Player 4 (The Enigma)
Team Stats:
| Wins | Losses | Forfeitures |
| 5 | 10 | 3 |
Team A is currently ranked 3rd in the Committee Foosball League. We're not sure why we're not in first place, but we're pretty sure it's a conspiracy.