Aleph-Prime, the most esteemed team in the Committee of the Year 2024 Foosball League, has been a powerhouse of ping-pong prowess and bureaucratic brilliance.
With a roster of 12 highly trained, yet completely unnecessary, members, Aleph-Prime is ready to take on whatever the competition throws at them.
| Member | Position | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| John Doe | Team Captain | Bureaucratic Efficiency |
| Jane Smith | Team Manager | Excel Spreadsheets |
| Alan Johnson | Team Strategist | Overcomplication |
| Melissa Johnson | Team Accountant | Budgeting |
| Johnny Bobby | Team Morale Officer | Motivational Posters |
| Susan Smithson | Team Historian | Certificate Significance |
| Alan Johnson Jr. | Team Analyst | Overthinking |
| Steve Jobs | Team Visionary | i-Productivity |
| Steve Jobs Jr. | Team Inheritor | Legacy Branding |
| Bill Gates | Team Sponsor | Software Overengineering |